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Performance apparel designed to allow you to channel your inner bacon athletically while doing athletical things.
CHANNEL YOUR INNER BACON
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CHANNEL YOUR INNER BACON
A long long time, ago, I was born at a very young age. Some may say I was even the youngest person ever at the time. Ahh, what a time to be alive.
Nevertheless, I was born with a passion. A passion for many things: Ohio State football, College Football 25, Mustard, but most of all...
BACON!
For the first time in the history of the known universe, inner bacon was channeled. For decades I have been destined to bring this channeling to the masses, and here we are.
The day has come.
Join me, and CHANNEL YOUR INNER BACON!!!